GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A